Surprisingly talented

You lost.

7:30 - Rose, fabricated a blue cloak and got into it.

7:35 - Went downstairs, had some breakfast.

8:00 - Cleared dishes, then stepped into alternate dimension.

8:30 - After walking a significant distance though the forest, arrived at the meadow. Meeting commenced.

10:00 - Meeting finished. Discussed ignorance and accidental mashings of dimensions. We were reminded to to speak of each other, for dimensions could clash if it was done.

10:30 - After a decent conversation with Gandalf, stepped back into my dimension. Reversed time.

8:00 - Went to school.

16:15 - Arrived home. Ate a cupcake played with my beetle’s reality for a little bit.

17:30 - Had spaghetti.

18:00 - Fell asleep listening to some celtic melodies.

18:50 -  Wrote this recap.

Inspired by true events.

A: No, pick the other one.

B: Fuck you. This one is better.

C: IMMA FIRIN’ MAH-

B: *slap*

A: Well, as I was saying before, you really ought to, I dunno, rethink the whole situation.

B: I’m going to do this how I want to.

A: Whatever. I’m just sayin’, tonight isn’t really gonig to go over so well.

B: And how would you know? Huh?

A: Just sayin’.

B: Fuck that. You lose the game, man.

C: FUCK.

B: Hold on a sec… hey, you! Wal-Mart guy! Yeah. I want that thing up there. Yeah, the kiddie pool. No, I don’t want these pathetic ones on ground level, so fucking get me one from the top shelf. THANK you. Yeah, I’ll wait while you get the ladder.

A: Was that necessary?

B: Not at all.

PA radio: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…

C: FFFFUUUUCCCCKK!!!!!

B: THERE you are. Good, you managed to find the ladder.

A: *sigh*

B: Okay, yup, all the way up. Yes, that one looks good. Bring it down.

C: *dances through the aisles*

B: Ahh, nice. Very nice. But I’m still not sure. Actually, I’m sure. I don’t want this one. can you put it back up and bring down the one next to it? Thanks! Okay… yes, that one. Yup, bring it down. Actually, no, wait the wrong one. Can you take it back up again and grab the purple one? Yeah, thanks. *runs away*

A: *runs* What are you doing now?

C: *runs* FFSHING!

B: *running* Yeah, see, I told you guys the lightsaber made noises. That costume’s gonna rock tonight.

On my way home, I saw a stray cat in the rain. I knew he was a stray due to the fact that someone had shaved “We don’t want you any more, Tiger!” on his back. Feeling sorry for this poor abused animal, I took it home for shelter until my mother came home to take him to the pound.

Due to the fact we have other cats in the household, I kept Tiger in the garage. I gave him water and some food. Little did I know that the food contained some sort of MUTATING GENE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT DOING IN MY CAT FOOD TIN.

Anyway, I closed the door, and went online. A few minutes later I heard a scratching at the garage door. I went to comfort Tiger, then HOLY FUCK A RHINO JUMPED OUT. Confused, I ran. He chased me, smashing the sides of the walls as he went. When he opened his mouth, a ferocious roar came out, baring his huge otherworldly fangs.

I took the BB Gun conveniently placed outside the bathroom and shot his head off. Unfortunately, that did not stop him. He shapeshifted into a sparkling vampire and began to eat the tablecloth. He then ran away, and this picture of a 

suddenly appeared in front of me.

Oh, and he also ate the rug.